Oh, the ones with coffers deep and wide,
Whose brains, it seems, took quite a ride.
With yachts and jets, they make their claim,
Yet can’t spell “subtle”—what a shame!
They strut and pose in tailored suits,
Spouting nonsense like wild flutes.
“Let’s rule the world!” they proudly shout,
While maps and logic leave them out.
A golden palace? Build it twice!
A rocket to space? Who checks the price?
But strategy, oh, that’s too much,
They can’t even manage their brunch!
“Tax the poor, for they can pay,
While we sip champagne every day!”
But when they’re asked, “What’s GDP?”
They say, “Is that on the wine menu, see?”
They host big summits, grand and loud,
Ideas are as thin as the clouds they’ve ploughed.
Their speeches? Gibberish dressed in flair,
Like selling sand to a desert’s despair.
Yet somehow, they find their crowd,
Other fools who cheer so proud.
Together they scheme, these clueless kings,
Dreaming up wealth-drenched, dumb things.
But fret not, friends, for fate is sly,
Even the richest fool can’t buy the sky.
Their castles crumble, their plans go poof,
For wisdom’s the diamond, and they’re aloof.
So here’s to the smart, the humble, the wise,
Who see through the glitter and golden lies.
For ruling the world takes more than cash—
It takes a brain, not just a stash!
JH
Francis F
January 4, 2025 at 9:56 am
LOl I LOVE this one, I know who exactly you are on about.
Manny
January 14, 2025 at 9:31 am
ha ha love this I can see one bright orange clown comes to mind 😄 😀
Mo
January 20, 2025 at 4:00 pm
LOL yea..hope he doesn’t last long… He can choke on his greasy burger for all I can.
Julan62
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 pm
I think you are certainly NOT alone with those thoughts.
Mo
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 pm
And now Trump and his cronies are back in God help the USA.
it’s the handmaid’s tale all over again.
the USA is divided for a purpose to uneducated them and strip the country of its assets.
“Clowns to the right of me jokers to the left” 🎭
Nina
January 20, 2025 at 4:29 pm
Burger eating diaper wearing Trump..puppeted by that creepy dude Musk.
Eeeeeew just Ewwwww
Susie
January 30, 2025 at 7:10 am
Ahhh must be about the temperamental orange dick head who is destroying democracy for his own personal gains.
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🤢🤮
Wish he would just fuck off already!!!